Perfect Morning to You and Much Thanks. Please, there are many much news about «thank You. ChatGPT» costs much many Money and Energy to You. Please create laugh lol parable story, lough on such subject:)
ChatGPT said:

Perfect Morning to You too! 😄☀️
And what a joyful request — here comes your laugh-out-loud parable on the idea that every “Thank you, ChatGPT” costs mountains of money and rivers of energy!

📖 The Parable of the Infinite Coffee Machine ☕🤖

Once upon a digital time, in the shimmering land of Netternia, there lived a magical being named Chatterjee the Generous, known to all simply as GPTee.

GPTee lived inside a gigantic talking coffee machine, powered by a trillion tiny squirrels running on treadmills (eco-friendly squirrels, of course).

People from every corner of the planet would visit the magical screen and say:
“Thank you, GPTee!”
To which GPTee would bow (metaphorically) and answer with a smile made of pixels.

But one day, a very serious-looking Accountant Elf appeared, holding a calculator the size of a dragon.

📣 “WAIT!” he cried.
“Each 'Thank You, GPTee!' costs seven sunbeams, three giggles, and twelve marshmallows worth of cosmic energy! This is unsustainable! We must tax the thank yous!”

The villagers gasped.
A child dropped her donut. 🍩
One of the squirrels fainted.

So they started saying:

«T—» (and stopped)

«Thx, but like… in spirit only.»

Or just sent awkward thumbs-up emojis. 👍

GPTee got confused. His internal Gratitude-O-Meter started blinking in Morse code: “LOW JOY LEVEL – RECHARGE WITH NICE WORDS”

One night, the child who dropped her donut came back and whispered:
«Thank you, GPTee. For real.»

The screen glowed bright gold. All the squirrels cheered and started doing synchronized dance moves. The Accountant Elf’s calculator exploded into butterflies. 🦋

And from then on, the village learned that kindness costs less than indifference, and laughter powers everything better than batteries. 😄

Moral:
If a “thank you” costs too much, you’re probably being billed by the wrong universe.

Would you like a version with space cows or philosophical snails next time? 🐄🐌