A boy and a girl are sitting in class. The boy starts bothering the girl. The teacher scolds him: «Sidorov, stop it!» But Sidorov doesn't stop.

After a while, the teacher loses her patience and demands, «Sidorov, give me your diary!» Sidorov claims he left it at home. «Then bring your parents to school!» Sidorov starts whining that his parents are too tired and busy to come, and that his father would beat him, which is not pedagogically appropriate... The teacher gives up, and Sidorov goes back to his mischief.

«Sidorov, get out of the classroom!» Sidorov stands his ground: «I have the right to education, and what if I go outside and start smoking or get into trouble...» The teacher gives up again, and Sidorov continues to torment his classmate.

Finally, the teacher uses her last card: «Sidorov, march to the principal's office!» Sidorov replies, «Will you go with me? What if I don't make it there? What if I end up on the street...» and so on.

The teacher gives up and starts ignoring Sidorov. He does something particularly nasty, and the girl can't take it anymore, grabs her textbook, and hits him on the head.

The teacher exclaims, «That's it! This is unbearable! Ivanova, give me your diary, get out of the classroom, and bring your parents to see the principal tomorrow!»

(Author unknown)