please, help me create parody on all kinds of «Broadcasting Authorities» engaging in radio TV tax (was in Israel, Rashut HaShidur) in Germany Rundfunkbeitrag ... Good i know in Finland, if You have no radio tv, like must not pay tax? I invented (joke) Stickers Authority, רשות המדבקות
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Certainly, here's a playful parody concept for a «Stickers Authority» that collects a tax based on the number of stickers people use. This is purely for fun and should not be taken seriously:

Introducing the Stickers Authority — רשות המדבקות

Tired of your dull, stickerless life? Need to add some color to your existence? Look no further, because the Stickers Authority is here to bring some adhesive excitement into your world while funding various sticker-related initiatives.

The Sticker Tax System:

Sticker Usage Monitoring: Our elite team of Sticker Detectives will discreetly observe your sticker usage habits. From bumper stickers to laptop decorations, no sticker shall go unnoticed.

Personalized Sticker Quota: Based on your sticker consumption, you'll receive a personalized Sticker Quota. Want to exceed your quota? No problem! You can upgrade to the «Sticker Enthusiast» plan for a small fee.

Sticker Audits: Our Sticker Auditors will occasionally conduct thorough examinations of your sticker collection. Failure to report all stickers may result in a Sticker Penalty.

Sticker-Free Certification: Don't want to pay the sticker tax? Apply for our Sticker-Free Certification by proving that you're leading a stickerless lifestyle. Be prepared for occasional spot-checks by our Sticker Inspectors.

Where Your Sticker Tax Goes:

Public Sticker Art: We'll fund massive sticker installations, turning public spaces into vibrant sticker galleries.

Educational Sticker Programs: Sticker-themed workshops and seminars to teach the art of sticker placement and design.

Sticker Preservation: Restoration and conservation of historical stickers for future generations to admire.

Sticker-Related Research: Support for groundbreaking research on the psychological and emotional effects of stickers on humans.

Remember, every sticker you stick supports our sticker-centric initiatives and helps create a stickerific society for all! So slap on those stickers, folks, and let the adhesive harmony begin!

Please note that this is intended purely for humor and entertainment. It's important to be respectful of any real taxation systems and their purposes