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One day when they were were out hunting for food they came across a shiny lamp.
One of them rubs it and a mystical blue genie flies out of it.
«Hello, I am Genie. As there are three of you, you each get one wish.»
«I wish for a large piece of meat», the first dinosaur said.
And so a large slab of meat materialised before his eyes and plopped down in front of him.
«I wish for a shower of meat, the second dinosaur said.
And so the Genie made all sorts of meat from all different animals rain down from a small cloud above the dinosaur's head.
Not wanting to be outdone by his friends, the third dinosaur quickly tries to think of something better...
...»I wish for a meatier shower!» he said.
And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, explains everything!